I can also confirm that a watched pot does indeed boil

“Yes, I’ll have the caviar with a side of car tires.”

Are you hungry for a human anatomy lesson?

Let me be frank(furter).

Best paired with your favorite head-banging music

A penne saved is a penne earned.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for the missing period

Our least bland article yet

Your birthday wish for birthday history has been granted.

Don’t settle for a flop(jack).

And why do we eat it at the movies?

This might seem nuts, but…

It’s greasy work.

There’s no such thing as a coffee bean without caffeine.

Bees are miracle workers.

It should be called “freeze drying drying”.