I can also confirm that a watched pot does indeed boil

WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP...

I'll be transparent...

Your dog or cat may be wondering...

We've cracked this polymer-der mystery

Hear me out — your ears are deceiving you

Going from point A to point Zzzzzzz

Don’t worry. You're safe if you didn't print this article.

You'll be on cloud nine after you learn this

Best paired with your favorite head-banging music

A penne saved is a penne earned.

Let's make some noise for noise cancellation

And why does it feel so good?

I think we can rule out Google Maps.

While you may feel weightless, I assure you, you are not.

It’s easier to ride a bike than to understand why it’s easy to ride a bike.

Please don’t cite this when you go to steal gasoline.

I’ll walk you through it step-by-step.

Swipe right for science.

I promise this isn't the start to a riddle