Why do we rub our eyes when we are tired?
It’s an instinct that prepares us for sleep. But you might want to think twice before doing it.
Why does a tire company rate restaurants?
“Yes, I’ll have the caviar with a side of car tires.”
Why does a wooden spoon stop water from boiling over in a pot?
A penne saved is a penne earned.
Why do we eat cake on birthdays?
Your birthday wish for birthday history has been granted.
How do court reporters type so fast?
Stenographers can type at an 360 words per minute, with an accuracy rate of 99.8%.
Why does the sound of nails on a chalkboard give you chills?
Thank goodness for dry erase boards
How is plastic being removed from the ocean?
It's pretty plast-uck (but we're working on it)