Thank goodness for dry erase boards

Call that an "iced cough-ee"

I won’t be offended when your mind wanders reading this

When cortisol calls, cookies answer.

Or “AHHHH-CHOOOOO!!!!” if you’re a dad

Evolution really can't be bothered

High elevation = high scores?

The reason for the rumbly in your tumbly

Open to see George Clooney, a raccoon, and lots of eyes

Their brains literally can’t even (yet)

I yawned so much writing this

I hope you achoo-se to open this article

This ain’t your grandma's HP printer

Are you hungry for a human anatomy lesson?

Hear me out — your ears are deceiving you

Going from point A to point Zzzzzzz

Fight, flight… or flirt?

Don’t worry. You're safe if you didn't print this article.

And why are others immune?

I think we’ve all done the Post-Workout Waddle Walk